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Jew Bagel

A person who is acting like an idiot or a jerk-off.

Harvey: Jeff I'm on your team, why are you shooting me you stupid Jew Bagel!

by therealsuperman8 February 6, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


queef bagel

when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam.

I had a delicious queef bagel this morning.

by scatterbox January 20, 2009

31๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesus bagel

A representation of Jesus, chewed by one person, then passed on to the next, in a spreading of the holy spirit.

Become a Christian, eat a Jesus Bagel:

non-christian1: I need Jesus, lets eat this bagel (jesus) Wow, Jesus tastes good. Here, have some Jesus. *spits it out and passes it to next person*
non-christian2: wow, Jesus does taste good. Partake my brother, partake. *spits it out and passes it to next person*

by Jayne the2nd June 24, 2006

22๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bagel Nipples

Aureoles that are equivalent to that of the size of a bagel.

Dude! -points at the computer- this chick has major bagel nipples!

by Billie Valentine aka LW June 13, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


onion bagel

a bagel with onions.....
the second awesome word to all words.

girl d00d, if you place onions on a bagel, do they become onion bagels?

boy why yes they do.

girl mmmmh, they sound tastey.

boy ew, your nasty. onion bagels are gross.

by alexisonfire. December 23, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


bagel hockey

act of playing with or having intercourse with a vagina aka the mine of insertion

i played bagel hockey with susan last night

by stykitin April 5, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche bagel

synonym for douche bag; not necessarily used in a negative way.

"hey douche bagel, what's up?"
"that guy is a fucking douche bagel!"

by Still Mandurr May 21, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž