A person who is acting like an idiot or a jerk-off.
Harvey: Jeff I'm on your team, why are you shooting me you stupid Jew Bagel!
when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam.
I had a delicious queef bagel this morning.
A representation of Jesus, chewed by one person, then passed on to the next, in a spreading of the holy spirit.
Become a Christian, eat a Jesus Bagel:
non-christian1: I need Jesus, lets eat this bagel (jesus) Wow, Jesus tastes good. Here, have some Jesus. *spits it out and passes it to next person*
non-christian2: wow, Jesus does taste good. Partake my brother, partake. *spits it out and passes it to next person*
Aureoles that are equivalent to that of the size of a bagel.
Dude! -points at the computer- this chick has major bagel nipples!
a bagel with onions.....
the second awesome word to all words.
girl d00d, if you place onions on a bagel, do they become onion bagels?
boy why yes they do.
girl mmmmh, they sound tastey.
boy ew, your nasty. onion bagels are gross.
act of playing with or having intercourse with a vagina aka the mine of insertion
i played bagel hockey with susan last night
synonym for douche bag; not necessarily used in a negative way.
"hey douche bagel, what's up?"
"that guy is a fucking douche bagel!"