I need to make the bald man puke. Be back in 5.
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A bald headed chicken fucker is your typical drunk small town piece of white trash that drives around in his brand new truck thinking he's all that.
I want to just fucking smash that bald headed chicken fuckers head in.
Hey its a bald headed chicken fucker!
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Bald Rat king:vygvcygufxdcfgvhbjytrdfcgvbhygvbhgft you have been cursed oogabooga you dumb biitch guvghbjnjhbgyvftcvgbhnjuytfrgvjnhygtfrcgvhuj8y7t5rfbgvhtfrnjuygt6frvbnjhuygtfrvbgvtfcdsezzesdghjghjhjhjkhjhkhhghgyyututyutrtrtfhfhjhfhgfhgfhfhfhfgjhkjygvyhnbhvgcfvgbhngytrftgyiuyufyugyyyuyuytufrrat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat rat ra t rat ra tratrartratratratratrartaratratrtratrartarta
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Slang for a man's "other head", e.g., his penis.
When it comes to the ladies, I always follow the advice of the bald-headed genius.
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A man who 14 and ping spoof hahahhahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahhahahahahahaha bald
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A place full of sexy gurls showing off their pussy's which have been shaved, waxed or lasered....... (As opposed to a Basket Full of 'Fuzzy' Kittens)
"damn there's A Basket Full of Bald Kittens in there"
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While driving, your beautiful, tight-ass girlfriend leans over, unzips your pants and starts sucking on your penis like there's no tomorrow. And right when you're about to cum, she grabs your penis and starts slinging it around in circles so it gets all over the steering wheel, the dashboard, windshield, her face, your shirt, etc... It is basically another name for road head, just with a bit of an extra mess... And typically your driving down a mountain on a windy road during the winter.
Holy Shit dude! My girlfriend just gave me a bald headed yogurt slinger, and now i gotta take my car to the wash!
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