God of the Underworld.
Has come to earth to study humans. Might come across as socially awkward, but is really just struggling to fit into society.
Upon the day of reckoning, he will suck all the evil souls in this world down with him to his nether realm.
Addicted to bread.
Foot fetish.
Arch enemy is Jesús (the Mexican)
Alexander Paul Jude Barnes has been summoned and we will all be damned!
Who ate all the bread?? Curse you Alexander Paul Jude Barnes!!
He is a incredibly sad boy who is surrounded by those who hate his guts and tell him constantly however despite these obvious facts that he is ever doomed to the ever growing loneliness that is the tissues and lubricant on his desk as well as the loli tentacle hentai displayed constantly on 1 of his monitors while the other one is a cycle of oiled up big black men he continues to push on hoping that one day he will be able to break out of his constant misery that is his life. To summarise this series of unfortunate events which he does deserve he is and will always be Alone, unloved and unwanted.
i would feel bad for my friend Tom Branes life although he does deserve it as his name is Tom Barnes.
You put your arm in a animal ass in a bard from TikTok and don’t do it to any animal or person I did not make this
The defined of barn hand you put you whole arm in a bran animal ass please don’t do this to anyone animal or person
an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro
Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!
A code for men. Referring to a heavily used woman; with a stretched and possibly odorous vaginal canal.
Hey bro watch out for Rebecca she is a creaky barn door.
Dude I got laid at the party last night. "Yeah but she's a creaky barn door bro." Ah fuck.
Her legs spread open and you come to the realization that she's a creaky barn door. Shut that door and run like hell.
A band member of Bastille and lead singer of the society pages, and makes solo works as well. His musical talent is legendary. He’s one of the nicest people you could ever meet and gives the best hugs. He has the best sense of humor and will instantly make you smile. You’ll want to stay friends with this guy.
Charlie Barnes new album is amazing!
The ego boosting guy who looks twice in the mirror.
I feel like a real Charlie Barnes today.