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WHEN YOU ENGAGE IN SEX WITH A MAN WHO BRINGS EXCELLENT FOREPLAY BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO ACTUAL PENETRATION AND YOU GET 1-20 SECONDS , LEAVING YOU VERY DISAPPOINTED.
AFTER A MONTH OF BEING PURSUED BY THIS MAN, I FINALLY GAVE IN LAST NIGHT AND I GOT BARNESED.
I WAS LIKE "DAMN I GOT BARNESED!"
When a person sweats profusely due to the overexertion of a physical activity.
Dan : "Hey Abbie, how's the workout going?"
Abbie : "Yeah, really great thanks. I'm sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance!"
Dan : "Good work, you won't be a fat fucker for much longer!"
To be a ratfink, cop, snitch that sleeps with underage kids and Turkey bastes crystals
He's so barnesed out that he is elbow deep with that baster while bent over a toilet bowl.
often sporting rainbow hair and a fat belly
Wow Trisha Barnes is such an ugly piece of shit.
A phrase used to describe when someone’s pants zipper is down; because in the barn door is the hog (penis).
“Hey Jimmy your barn door is open!”
To barn someone over a social platform
"Hey bro I just got barnned by some girl last night on discord"
"I was barnning a girl last night on discord too"
A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos
Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!
Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.