dog beers

1:7 ratio of beers admitted having drunk versus beers actually drank

In dog beers, 1 dog beer = 1 6-pack + 1 beer

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Crotch Beer

Stashing a cold one in the front of your pants when no free pocket or cooler is available.

Weber: "Better hide that beer, they're gonna take it from ya at the gate."
Palmer: "Weak. Looks like I'll hafta crotch beer it!"

20👍 3👎

King of Beers

Every group of friends has one. The King of Beers is -that guy-. Which one of your buddies is shitcanned and hollering at waitresses forty-five minutes after you got to the bar? Who is throwing up in the lazy boy? Who is standing in the bushes taking a leak, without undoing his zipper? You know when you plan for a week or two to get all the old crew together in one town, and one guy passes out in a pile of empties just as everyone else is showing up and figuring out what to do tonight? The guy who will be wearing the empty 24 pack box as a crown and permanent-markered cock drawings as the insignia of his esteemed position? That man, my friends, is the King of Beers.

"Dude, chill out. Don't get all bombed right away and just pass out again before we even decide what's going on."

"Hey man, you don't get to be the King of Beers by staying up all night!"

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root beer

1. Frothy and delicious soda made from the roots of some tree.

2. What minors tell adults they are drinking when they're hittin' the hard stuff, especially at family reunions.

1. I just drank a root beer, and it was great.

2. My Uncle: What are you kids drinkin' over there?
Me: Root beer. Its good stuff.
My Uncle: Yeah, whatever the hell you kids are calling it these days... I think I'm gonna go get a "root beer" myself.

352👍 106👎

Beer World

Ultimate Party House, Located In Connecticut
The Place You Go To Forget About Your Girlfriend
The Natural Habitat For Lacko's

"My girlfriend was acting like a bitch.. so I rocked out at Beer World till 8AM!"
"I drank my face off at Beer World!"

49👍 11👎

beer spears

A drinking game originating in Gloucester Ontario. The premise is to tape a can of beer to one's hand and consume. Then tape another atop it and consume that one. This continues until a huge spear like weapon is fashioned out of cans and the participants fight eachother.

Optional: make shields out of boxes!

Beer spears is the best form of intoxicated fighting!

52👍 12👎

third beer

The point of no return.

I wasn't going to get drunk tonight, but after my third beer I got the thirst.

11👍 1👎