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When a teacher is very cool and has a good sense of humor and is bald!
this stupid Top Toon ad I keep seeing
AD: How is it this big?
Me: IDFK
Audience: What is Puerto Rico?
D. Trump: This is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water
Before ejaculation, the male yells "DRUMROLL PLEASE" and proceeds to spread that buttery ass and hit them cheeks in the rhythm of a drumroll. After a satisfactory time the male hits the ass extra hard and ejaculates right in the kisser.
I dun did Susan with the Big Finish bub.
basically being ridiculously cool and ridiculously skilled at something.
"if i don't text you back right away, that means i'm big flossin at Icy Tower"
The greatest movie in history, made by the brilliant Coen Brothers. Anyone who has not seen this movie is utterly worthless. Anyone who has seen it and disliked it should be ripped off the face of the Earth. In the film, Jeff Bridges plays Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski, whose rug is peed on. Somehow, this gets him involved in a hostage situation, and an overly complex world of corruption and lies. Hilarity ensues.
All The Dude ever wanted... was his rug back.
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Unruly or wild person. Word used by Irish teachers to describe misbehaving kids. Racial slur. Name of a tribe in Katanga, involved in a fatal attack on Irish United Nations peacekeepers in 1961.
Teacher walks into classroom and sees student jumping around.
"Sit down, you big baluba", says the teacher.
Student punches teacher in face, jumps out window, escapes to freedom. Returns later to burn down school.
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