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A bisexual man in his late 20s-30s who is bisexual only for women and femboys who pass as women. They typically frequent NSFW femboy subreddits and try and DM the femboys who post there. Very fond of arguing with trans women on the internet because they’re worried about “femboy erasure” the same way a conservative is worried about the fictional “war on Christmas”.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Bob is a Reddit Bisexual?
Person 2: Yeah, I saw him sending creepy DMs to femboys on his work computer!
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Someone who suddenly bisexual due to wanting to "fit in".
Girl 1:"Yea, i'm bi."
Trendy bi: "OMG ME TOO! But I was also straight yesturday!"
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bisexuals who are in the closet or refuse to except that they are bisexual
Julie is a total closet bisexual !
Someone who cuffs their jeans to show off their sexy ankles, loves Sweater Weather, wears tops with butterflies and flowers on them, and has short-typically polished-nails.
Dylan: There’s a bisexual girl, you can tell because her jeans are cuffed and there’s butterflies on her top.
Tim: Shut the fuck up.
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A person who is only attracted to one gender. A straight person who wants to feel included in the LGBTQ+ community.
You are straight. You fucking moron.
Barney: “What is you sexuality Jason?”
Jason: “I’m semi-bisexual!”
Barney: “you are straight. You icel.”
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Straight person who finds out it's cool to be out of the ordinary, so decides to call themselves bisexual. Usually teen.
Girl 1: I went to a party last night and kissed a girl.
Gril 2: OMG, that's so cool!
Girl 1: Yeah, I think I'm bi.
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Up until reading this urban-dictionary entry, I had no idea anybody other than myself uses the phrase "faux bisexual". I find the term a perfect fit for the demographic it describes.
FAUX BISEXUALS:
A faux bisexual is a naive, conforming
girl who pretends to be bisexual because being a bisexual girl is currently considered "cool" in pop culture. It is a trend. Some people refer to faux bisexuals as "trendy bisexuals". The secondary motive for girls pretending to be bisexual is that they believe, due to pop culture, that many or most guys enjoy and are turned on by watching girls engage in bisexual activity.
Many faux bisexuals are so deep into pretending to be bisexual that they actually believe they are, even though they are not.
SEXUALITY:
It seems many people, regardless of their sexual orientation, have a difficult time with the definitions of "bisexual", "homosexual", and "heterosexual".
bisexual: a person who is bisexual is sexually and physically attracted to members of both sexes equally.
homosexual: a person who is attracted to members of their own sex.
heterosexual: a person who is attracted to members of the opposite sex.
example: a girl kissing or even "eating out" another girl DOES NOT make her bisexual. a person's sexuality is all about which gender of person--guys or girls--he or she is attracted to sexually and physically.
KNOWING YOUR SEXUALITY:
Refer to the above definitions. It is all about who you are sexually and physically attracted to.
There are plenty of examples around. If you are a young person and don't notice faux bisexuals, you need to open your eyes and observe the world around you.
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