when a male or female who have a pee fetish get their teeth a very very dark shade of yellow from people pissing on and in them
Wow yesterday was a crazy night I think I have blonde teeth
A girl that looks good from a distance, but when you get close up, you observe that the brushstrokes are somewhat crudely assembled. A work of art she is not.
I thought I saw a gorgeous chick the other day, but she was a disappointing Monet blonde when she crossed over the road.
Kyle got a blonde starfish to prepare for the porn he was shooting.
1. Dumber than dumb
2. Dumber than a stereotypical blonde
3. No clue
4. Clueless
5. Unaware of surroundings
6. Air head
1. Man that dude can’t spell a two syllable word
2. Person 1: Did you hear about the World Trade Center, you know twin towers
Beyond Blonde: what! when? ...oh you mean the County Jail (Los Angeles County Jail) is refered to “twin towers”
3.friend 1: “What a dumb ass!” He went an did it anyway.
Friend 2: yeah I told em too
Friend 1: that muthaf*^ka’s beyond blonde
This phrase refers to the hair color commonly found amongst women who badly bleach their hair to look more like their right-wing idols, Ivanka Trump, Tomi Lahren, etc. They can be any age, but always have conservative beliefs and are often the ones to call in reports of POC doing non-criminal things, like walking in their own neighborhood, etc.
Well, I wanted to try a new look for my hair but I didn’t want to end up republican blonde, ya know?
A person who has equal parts blonde and another colored hair. Usually black underneath and blond on top. (A patchy blond).
"With all the blonde on top, but black underneath, what color do you call your hair?"
"Apache blonde."
When you piss in Ginger Beer and plan on drinking the beverage, it is known as Blonde Beer.
"This tastes weird, Mark. What is it?"
"Blonde Beer, Stan. It's a classic."