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a dense collection of random things stuck together by the adhesion of semen
i was jerking off yesterday and came in my trash can. i formed a jizz-brick with some dryer sheets and old socks
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A sock-brick can be made by putting a brick into a sock. This sock-brick can be used as a bludgeoning weapon, usually to crack open a person's skull.
"Man, Leroy tried to roll up on me last night, so I sock-bricked the shit out of him. I ran out when I saw his brains all over the sidewalk."
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The brick a dick is a mythological punishment for pleadges to a fraternity of a small college in Wisconsin. This involves taking 1 brick and the length of 5 building stories to the top a 6 storey high building. Tieing one end of the rope to the brick, the other to the pledge's dick and throwing the brick off.
There is no indication that this punishment has ever been carried out, but it has been suggested for adoption by the state legislature for certain crimes.
The pleadge didn't remember his material so he was given the brick a dick as a punushment
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The physical property, real estate. Contrasted with intangibles, sometimes contrasted with cyberspace.
I can't teach you how to skin a cat, but a can tell you a lot about the money in bricks and mortar. Like he said, it's going one way. (Rock'n'Rolla)
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(verb)
1. An act of building or masonry which primarily involves bricks.
2. A word people who know the true meaning of brickjob use to make those unaware of its definition believe they are referring to something sexual.
"I got Ashton to give me a brick job... It's lookin' good..."
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When a girl is giving you head, take a brick and bash her across the head with it.
JOE - "Mark, I just gave this ho the Belgium Brick."
MARK- "Awesome!"
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