Wait broke the wagon

A response to someone who tells you to wait

Shelly said wait for me
Pap responded wait broke the wagon

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art-school broke

People (mostly hipsters) who claim they are broke or do not have real jobs, yet still somehow always manage to travel the world, take vacations and have apartments full of vintage furniture.

Herp: Did you here Evan is going to Costa Rica for 3 weeks next month?

Derp: What? Isn't he always complaining about being broke?

Herp: Yea, but he's art-school broke.

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Broke Nigga Hours

The time of the great niggas was coming to an end. They were now seen as regular niggas, for they were broke. It was these evil times known as the Broke Nigga Hours.

"hey you got gas money?"

"Nah, I'm in the Broke Nigga Hours"

Broke Boy Gang

Used to describe when a Toronto man has reached the lowest level of broke, where they have more school debt than income, and can no longer flex their OSAP money. Usually used when someone tries to explain the level of their brokenness.

Girl: Bae can we go out to eat?
Boy: You tryna spot me?
Girl: What... you usually always pay
Boy: Facts, and that's why i'm broke boy gang rn smh,

Broke Dick Fucktard

A Broke Dick Fucktard is an anal wart on society.

AKA : BDF
You can easily find the broke dick fucktard in the crowd by:
1 - The atrocious odor! (The only time A BDF has been known to bathe is in the delousing spray at the local Jail)
2 - The shifty eyes (A BDF will continually look toward his favorite shopping place. Your dumpster.)
3 - The over-inflated ego (A BDF will always tell you a better way to do it, for he/she is an expert.)
4 - The BDF will have always had some "awesum job" even if only for a week or two.

IE: A rodeo clown or maybe underwater welder.
5 - A BDF is a leach. (A BDF will not contribute to anything but stupidity!)

Beware of your local BDF. From a distance they seem like any other normal citizen.

It is only at close range where you can smell their severe odor and see their contribution to the gradual increase stupidity world wide!)
It is recommended that you keep your distance from any suspected BDF. The CDC has not issued any warnings about the condition being contagious yet but we suspect that the population is expanding at an alarming rate!

Hey baby keep your distance from that Hoyt guy. He smells like the biggest Broke Dick Fuctard I ever had the misfortune to experience! OMG the whole group of them seem to be Broke Dick Fucktarded!

broke ass female

females that slither their way into your relationship and TRICK you into buying them overpriced food from a movie theater

hide your wallets here comes the broke ass female homie

Broke ass female

A woman that acts like her ass is from Ukraine, that ain’t got no money, no plan, no direction, never looks to the future, likes to go to the grocery store with you, puts all sorts of items up in the grocery cart, never whips her wallet out, but she be all up in yours, then she may cook, I’ll give her that, but when she goes home, you best believe that trickery is gonna take her broke ass home some leftovers and she ain’t left you a God Damned thang, and the heifer got enough nerve to take her home a little extra, and by extra, I mean she done bought her ass some extra shit that y’all didn’t even eat for dinner on your dime, and think that she earned that just because she had sex with you. And then once you done had enough and block her ass, she acts like a stalker, and tries to contact you on every social media platform, because she knows her Cover is Blown, the Gig is up, you the Man, is smarter than the average Negro, has thrown her ass to the curb and her scam has run its course and now she back to starving because she never worked hard to make her own money and she just been tryna guilt negroes all her life. Heifer Please! #heiferplease

Hi, I’m a broke ass female, wanna have sex with me, but first, lemme spend all your money and guilt you into buying dinner every time, because I will guilt you by saying, “you are the man”, and I will never reach for my wallet because I’m self centered, and broke, and probably shouldn’t be dating and should be getting my life in order. But I won’t. Because I’m content being a broke ass female..