Its name says it all. It detects bullshit and crap that piles from other people's mouths like verbal shite. They don't know your detecting their full of shite approach. But hey oh. Your bullshit detector goes off the radar when you speak to certain people and you have that quizzical look on your face a raised eye brow and your hand on your chin and they still talk shite at you.
Bullshit detectors are a must have. Get one today.
"Hey Dave my bullshit detectors tells me your talkin a load of shit."
That guy says a load of shit. My bullshit detector ran right of the spectrum soon as he opened his mouth.
1. Marijuana which no one is sure of the name or strain.
2. Marijuana bought by an unreliable street dealer.
1. Jack "Dude is this kush?"
Thuggy D "No dude its bullshit bud"
2. Dealer "Ay man this is grade a alabama kush"
Smoker (an hour later) "Ay fuck that dealer this is some bulshit bud"
1 - A highly intensionally nonsensical 106-card oracle deck, think Tarot... But with weird characters, cool nudity, and cursing!
2 - The brand behind the deck, which also does a variety of other cool and bizarre designs and Memes and other manners of high holy weirdness.
I just ordered a 3rd edition Arcane Bullshit deck.
Did you see the Arcane Bullshit meme about racism-free eldritch alternatives to the lore of HP Lovecraft? That was EPIC!
The ability of the protagonist of any book, movie, tv show, etc. to be able to almost effortlessly overcome any task within a relatively short amount of time.
In the anime Bleach, the soul reaper captains spend centuries mastering their abilities, but Ichigo is able to surpass them in a matter of days through the power of protagonist bullshit.
A daily problem which is similar to a "running gag" but never made you laugh : finding the right charger for your laptop, remember an old password, repairing the leaking toilet... Used as syntagm, adjective or interjection.
"Damn! I forgot my running bullshit pass in my jacket!"
(Noun) Def: The years in your life when who slept with whom was both news and important, a topic of discussion and a reason to be angry.
Often used as a pejorative, specifically toward post-high school gossips as they age into their late twenties.
See also: slut shaming.
Example: my 18 year-old friend just called me crying after someone at a party just shamed her for sleeping with some guy, and I tried to be supportive while thinking, "This is some serious teenage bullshit".
This is when an iPhone turns off unexpectedly and unreasonably
Guy 1- “My iphone was at 70% and it died.”
Guy 2- “iphone bullshit.”