Bum-status

One's being at a low point for a certain amount of time, whether its lack of socialism/swag/employment status.

1.Ray: "Yo you here from D at all? That motherfucka fell off the grid mane?". TJ: "Yea that niggas been playin that Call of Duty shit online 24/7, that dudz on fuckin "BUM-STATUS" right now".
2. D: "Yo TJ did Ray find a job yet?"
TJ: "Nah that nigga don't do shit now, bitchz on bum-status and shit....real talk".

bum kid

Undergrown kid who doesn't take showers regularly. Characteristics include: looking like a fucking bum that's a kid.

Potter, you're a fucking bum kid. Go take a shower and make sure to use soap this time.

Aimee's bum

The most gorgeous and beautiful bum of all bums that exist. Tends to be a lovely round shape. Quite big, but not TOO big.
Whenever an Aimee's bum walks past every single guy stares at it and drools.

Dude1: HOLY SH*T!
Dude2: WHAT?!
Dude3: OH MY GOD
Dude1: Now THAT is one hell've a hot bum.
Dude3: Hell to the yeah!
Dude1: (laughs)
Dude2: That girl has a seriously fit bum!
Dude1: I know!
All 3 dudes: She has an Aimee's Bum. *dribble drips down their chins*

bannock bum

A Canadian girl, normally of Aboriginal or First Nations decent, who posses a flat, unappealing buttox.

Look at that native chick, she totally has a bannock bum.

bum cigar

In polite after dinner conversation; a stool or dump.

"well, if you will excuse me ladies, i think I'll nip upstairs and light a bum cigar"

Stealth Bumming

The art of finding an unsuspecting victim leaning forward on a wall or railing ect then going up behind them and pretent to be taking them up the corn hole in a thrusting motion.

Hey, I wonder if he knows if he's recieving a good 'ol Stealth bumming?

bum floss

n. {Slang} - see butt floss, g string

"your bum floss is showing, pull up your pants."