first nations

The indigenous people of North America who were sweethearts to the European motherfuckers, but got their asses kicked anyway.

The First Nations were brave and willing to do anything to fight for their land but they ended all getting killed because their European allies were pussies and ran away.

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Britain First

Britain First is a far-right, fascist and British nationalist political party and movement formed in 2011 by failed members of the British National Party. The party is led by a former BNP councillor, former member of the neo-Nazi National Front, criminal, Paul Golding. The party was founded by Jim Dowson, an anti-abortion campaigner linked to Ulster loyalist militants.

Britain First campaigns primarily against immigration, multiculturalism and what it sees as the Islamisation of the United Kingdom, and advocates the preservation of traditional British culture. The group is inspired by Ulster loyalism and has a vigilante wing called the "Britain First Defence Force". This "Defence Force" can often muster as many as 20 or 30 people at their mosque protests, dressed in identical bin bag jackets and flat caps.

You can buy a bin bag jacket from their website, though you shouldn't.

We saw Britain First trying to protest against that new mosque in their bin-bag jackets and flat caps, but there were only 8 of them so they looked even more pathetic.

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Purse First

Pimpin: Ho pays the pimp
Non Pimpin: business before pleasure

Pimp Example: Same as: "purse first ass last"
Non Pimp: I have to get money before anything

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First Lady

To obtain oracle sex from your girl while she was minding her business on the toilet.

When I noticed that my prod lined up with her mouth as she sat on the pot, she soon after became the First Lady.

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father first

Used when your buddies want to do something, but you can't, due to family obligations. No further explanation is required.

"Dude, we are all going to Vegas this weekend!"
"Can't do it. Father first."

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First Bus

The best bus company ever, the only choice when in need if public transport

I love first bus, there quick, cheap and reliable

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First Night

noun, misnomer: A national family oriented celebration beginning on New Year's Eve (Last night of the old year.) and ending by 12:30 am New Year's Day (First morning of the new year.), in cities and towns across the US. Created by social conservatives as a drug free, alcohol free and sex free alternative to human pleasure.

normal person: Excuse me sir, can you assist me?

First Nighter: Certainly. What do you need?

normal person: I need five hits of ecstasy, two Asian hookers, and a bottle of Champagne.

First Nighter: This is a family event. Check your liberal coat at the door.

normal person: I apologize for interrupting your NAMBLA rally. My bad.

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