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prickley cactus

When you glue tooth picks on your dick and stick it up your girlfriends butt until she sees the devil

I performed the Prickley cactus on the bae and she be thirst

by Jay dizzle February 2, 2015


Red Cactus

1)Red cactus is a slang term for vaginitis, a redenning and inflamation of the vagina. Red cactus, like most slang, can be used to degrade or embarass someone.

2)Red cactus can also be a term for a whore or prostitute. It can also be used to dicribe a woman that is "An easy fuck" or someone that you can get to have some sort of sexual intercourse with you because of the possibility of her having a vaginal disease suck as, previousely mentioned, vaginitis.

1) Doctor: I'm sorry, Cara, you have red cactus.

Cara: Huh?

Doctor: You have vaginitis.

2) Jordan: Omg, look at Cara! She's such a red cactus! I mean, look at all the guys checking her out!

Sidney: Ikr, she dresses like a total whore!

by mason4456 May 23, 2010


cactus waffle

Something you call a guy that's being a dick.

Wow Andrew and Aidan are such Cactus Waffles !

by Giannaserafino July 17, 2014


Lewis Cactus

twitter sensation and niall moran’s worst nightmare

“who is bendy’s father again?”

“his name is Lewis Cactus”

by lewis3i May 28, 2020


cactus sydrome

a term for getting boners excessively

damn i got cactus sydrome when i look at jane

by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 30, 2020


slippery little moose cactus

A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.

Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.

by Jackassmuthafucka03 November 3, 2017


Watermelon Cactus

A name for a band that I wanted in 5th grade but none of my friends liked it so then I got mad at them. I immediately forgave them, but it is the reason that I left the band. It wasn't serious though. I was a dumb kid.

Me: Can we have the band called Watermelon Cactus?
Friends: That sucks, no!

by skulls_n_roses November 18, 2020