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A play on words of "Douche Canoe," which Oxford dictionary states is: an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man). "Deuce" doubles down on the douchey-ness by multiplying the abhorrent behaviour by the factor of 2.
"This deuce canoe from Facebook Marketplace tried to use children's items to prop up his scammy ad."
"Tucker Carlson could float on any liquid surface because he's such a massive deuce canoe."
When the group in a particular situation slaps
Counselor: And in Group 1 we're gonna have Sasha, Adam, and Nick.
Sasha: Yoo!! Good canoe!
The bowel movement that happens after anal sex.
John and I had butt sex last night and I just took the biggest shit canoe
When You ejaculate in a girl she walks around with it in her Canoe gluing her pantys and lips together.
She's got Canoe Glue all over her Ham Wallet.
The act of defecating, dry-freezing the excrement (using liquid nitrogen or some such nonsense) and using it as a dildo. Quite popular among scat-fetishists.
Eww, why did Martin have to tell us about Kentucky Canoes? I could have gone my whole life without knowing that.
A person considered exceptionally good looking and enjoys banter. Must be a minimum of 5’8 ft.
Dude, That Hazel sure is such a dream canoe.
Canoe Stamp is the wet mark a womans vagina makes while sitting on a bed sheet or sofa after hot as christ sex. Symbol (l)
One can also receive a Canoe Stamp anywhere on the body, preferably the face.
It must have been hot sex, check out that Canoe Stamp