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When a sexual partner goes rooting around through your phone looking for shit to get pissed off at you about.
Be it contact with a friend they don't like or a past encounter your trying to catch up with.
Maggie: Why's Georgio pissed at you?
Susan: I left my phone at his place.
Maggie: Did that dumb ass go cell phone rummaging again?
Susan: Yes! and I was talking with my ex Troy about completely innocent things.
Very shiny diamond that reflects hella light
P1: Man, all these new soundcloud rappers got ice on them
P2: Yeah bro, they got white cells
A cell containing every STD imaginable, including both the HIV and full blown AIDS.
Husband: What caused my wife's HIV diagnosis?
Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.
"If you lock someone in a cell and no one talks to him they would be better off that in the public education" ~ Flat Eather
Hym "I highly doubt I'm the rule rather than the exception. And in my defense I have the equivalent of like 9 years worth of college level psychology courses under my belt. That isn't really 'sitting in a cell and doing nothing.' 10 if you count the sex therapist stuff...
When someone acts so stupid, it’s like they have a lack of brain cells in their heads.
People with BCDS typically post nonsense on Twitter and Reddit, and think the moon landing was faked.
Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat!
Me: the earth is round, dude, you’re suffering from a case of Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome.
Bob releases his children in the air from his scrottum jail cell.