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Another word for a non-erect penis. Can be more specifically used in a negative context.
Yeah, he couldn't get it up last night. He had a soggy cheeto.
When you come back home from a live football game so drunk that you can’t get it up all the way, but she’s still down, and helps you thumb in a softie.
The wife had to help me up the stairs after the game, since I was so drunk, but she was still down for a Soggy Cheeto.
A cheeto that has been left in the toilet too long and has now become stretchy and slinky.
"I was taken a dump and discovered an elastic cheeto hiding amongst the shitbricks."
When a client convinces a lawyer to lie for them in court and they lose licenses
When someone convinces someone to lose everything they worked for by committing a crime.
A con man convinced his lawyer to lie and she got caught, now she is Cheetoed.
An economy that is builded on something really stupid and useless , like karma on Reddit , this maybe came from some incidents on ebay or facebook from kids that selled weird-shaped cheetos
Haha! Yes! Continue buy stupid Fortnite skins from the shop, maybe in the future you can shell them in the Cheetos Economy
Donald Trump 45th president of the United States
I can't wait until the communist cheetos is no longer in power.
1. An extreme natural phenomenon prized by the few gingers in this world who haven't shriveled up and died of skin cancer yet. Red heads should take pride in such an art of God, since you can't show them off if you shaved 'em with dad's razor.
2. Often found in gamers, this occurs when a basement dweller plays minecraft all day while eating Cheetos, with the occasional meat beating, thus leaving artificial cheese residue on the genital region.
1. "Wait, if you're a ginger, do you still have brown hair down there."
"Naw, I got Cheeto Pubes!"
2. *giving head* "Oh Jimmy, why does your dick taste so good?"
"Probably because of the Cheetos I was eating earlier."
"You mean you have Cheeto pubes?