Master Chief

A 7'1" tall genetically alterred soldier in the video game called Halo, who fights off aliens, and masturbates to a hott computer AI called Cortana who wishes she was a real person so she could ride his cock, while master chief wants to have little computer babies with her.

im tha master chief bitch! ride my cock you filthy computer whore! lawl!

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Kaiser Chiefs

A "wacky" indie pop group from Leeds with about as much depth as the shallow end of a paddling pool. Were previously a garage rock group called Parva but became Kaiser Chiefs when they realised copying American rock wasn't earning them any fans or credibility. Hence, they decided to copy 90s Brit rock instead. Against all odds have become hugely popular, probably due to the fact the NME spent every other issue hyping them up. Consistently use amazing and often poignant lyrics to comment on everyday British life, such that would rival the wit of Morrissey eg "Cause we are birds of a feather and you can be the fat one" Despite their lack of song writing skills everyone seems to love them. Fans defend them because they are apparently just cheeky lads making good indie pop music, however, The Futureheads manage to do this far more brilliantly. Some may question the integrity of the band, especially when one reads that Ricky Wilson claims he would "wank of a tramp for success"

"ohhhh, and my parents love me...na na na na na na na"

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This ain’t it chief

A term said when a situation is not going to your liking

Jeff: Bertha friend zoned me
Kazoo: This ain’t it chief

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Indian Chief

Pouring beer down your back, thus dripping thru your ass and off your scrotum, back into cup. Proceeded by drinking it.

It can even be shared with a close mate, or drinken "ben-hur" style.

"Stephen and Clayton went into seperate bathrooms, came out with what looked like watered down beer. Turns out they were celebrating their friendship with an Indian Chief."

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big chief

someone with jelly like knees

*look at me, my name is big chief and i cant move my knees*

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indian chief

the act of pulling a girls bloody tampon out with your teeth during "redwings," then shaking your head hard to the right and left, giving you red "war marks"

"What's on your face? Did you do the Indian Chief last night or something?"

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drop a chief

ejaculate in a female

yo, I wanted to drop a chief in that bitch last night, but she made me wrap it up.

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