child anchor

When a young child immobilises you by attatching themselves to either your leg or by sitting on your foot, thus anchoring you to the spot.

Hungry Husband returning home after a day at work: "What d'you mean, dinners not ready"

Wife with child anchor: "Can't you see I'm completely immobilsed, what with this child anchor"

Brat Child

A. An annoying/obnoxious child.

B. Kevin Smith.
C. Not Kevin Smiths girlfriend, Kira.

You are such a brat child. So I had to prove you wrong.

Mike Childs

Someone on a social media website, who will comment on any posts stating his/her opinion -tagged or not-. Usually, the opinion causes disagreement and the result is a full blown arguement which ends with Obama shutting the government down again. Mike Childs' post statuses / pictures, and when someone expresses their opinion on it they must prove them wrong.

Person: I hate gays.
Mike Childs: Gays are like by society, it's the government that doesn't like gays.

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hello child

Just being a creep in general

Hello child, get in my van.

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Bastard child

Justin katerburg

Any child born out out of marriage. Not including Scandinavians.

Toowelloo: hey Justin! Stop compulsively lying about everything. You're a bastard child so it's understandable

Justin: no dude my dad was a pro snowboarder in the 80's

Tyrone: sure. Then he had to quit to deal with the bastard child that you are

Justin: sobs

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child pornography

Something you plant in the office of the guy whose job you want.

Thanks to child pornography I made CEO faster than anyone in company history.

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love child

A word used when describing a person, comparing their appearance to two individuals. Usually used in an insulting manner.

You look like the love child of Chewbacca and The Fonz.

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