In the moments after sex when the woman gets up after her sexual partner ejaculates and heads to the bathroom to bear down and squeeze the sperm out of her body to reduce the chances of pregnancy.
I’m going to drown the children, do you want anything while I’m up?
When a dude dumps a load of cum in his blanket post jerk off
Dude I've had so many blanket children it's not even funny
Stuff that kids are addicted to
Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Fortnite
Guy 2: Yeah it’s crack for children
A group of people who like a certain cartoon about lesbian relationships.
These Hazbin Children don't know anything.
When you have multiple children from different partners and favor one or some of the children instead of all. You put one child higher than another.
You never see this baby but you can drop anything for your priority children.
Children who always end up either, brats or complete demons. I am speaking from experience. Always discipline your children or they will end up little devils, and probably end up being your school bully.
"Those little demons over there must be Non-Disciplined Children."