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Is a Guy with the smallest cock in the world that wears glasses and acts like a boomerang when it comes to women
Stull chip has a small shrimp cock
The queen of all chips, especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety.
The Queen of Chips prefers chips over any other type of food and has been known to eat an entire bag in less than 60 seconds. Her chip-munching speed is admirable, and the grace with which she mucks them is a sight to behold.
She would give up all of her worldly possessions if forced to choose between them and a life with no more chips (especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety).
Her Chip-Vision can X-ray bags of chips on the store shelf and spot inconsistencies between them including but not limited to the 7 deadly chip-making sins: underfilling of the bag, staleness, too much crunch, too little crunch, broken chips (gasp!), too few wish chips (double gasp!), and uneven distribution of chip seasoning.
"I am the Queen of the Chips. Do not question my crunchy, fried-to-perfection authority!" - The Queen of Chips herself, Sam Stuart.
When you're eating a potato chip and it jabs the top of your mouth and breaks off.
*eating chips* "Ow! I just got a chip splinter!"
To win the championship in a competitive event. (ChampionCHIP)
I can't wait wait for this years fantasy football league so I can resume Chipping Up! Pretty soon you going to have to call me Sir-Chips-Alot!
King of the chips. Parole officer of the Pringles. Captain of the crisps.
A Chip-Czar is a person, generally one who is quite high/stoned, who has taken control of a majority of the bags of chips in the house. Sitting with multiple bags in their arms, they will alternate taking handfuls of chips from each and stuffing their face.
"These chips are mine"
(These chip-czar mine)
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When someone cuts off someones head and dips their penis in their throat. Originally invented in Russia.
Russian 1: You want to do some Chip and Dick tonight?
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.
The harmonious blend of bean and chip, which creates a sensation of the tongue, close to that of intercourse. Also described as "perfect", or "immaculate" it creates a combination of flavours undescribable by any other means than trying it
*Dinner lady*:"what would you like love?"
*Polish unit*:"Chip bean"