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Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.
The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.
In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.
In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
whusinghao
random dude:hi
chinese guy:DING DONG CHING CHONG
An Asian person playing first.
Look at that Chinese kid playing ping pong, what a ping pong ching chong.
The Asian guy that works hard to achieve his goals. Usually the Tech guy in the group. He socializes a lot but only stick to a few close friends.
Louis: i hate coding...
Gay alan: that's because you're not Chong LI
When you come home from blazing fat doobies and getting mega chonged you realise your whole family is over and they are having the family dinner while you are super chonged and your grandma says to you, “JOSH! Stop getting super chonged for the family dinner.”
Josh you need to stop getting ultra chonged at the family dinner
Chong the Baz. "Chong", defined here as to inhale or "suck" the Baz, a slang verb derived from the colourful vapourisers popular at the start of the 20s with adolescent children. "Baz" defined is a direct street slang name for a vape, most commonly a colourfully hued vaporiser, first heard in the central UK England area in within "roadmen"
Being defined in a conversational simple phrase exchange:
"How's your baz?"
"Nah man, its flashing..."
"Chong the baz": to inhale the vape
Noun
1. A term used to describe certain positions in a circular marijuana session of at least 3 people. A person who has just passed the blunt to the person currently hitting the blunt is often described as being in the "Cheech" position. Any person in the "Cheech" position has the least chance of hitting the blunt again. The person who is on deck in the circle is referred to as being in the "Chong" position.
2. Cheech = last person to hit the blunt, Chong = next person to hit the blunt
"Dear God, if the cops show up, please let me be in either the Cheech or Chong position and not the one holding the evidence."