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Acquiring Superman's own testicles after smoking some of the best marijuana youve had in a while. Like liquid courage, but better. This is that strength to carry your friend back to his place after a shit faced night. This is that power to make a move on the fine ass girl you've been talking to. This is that self fulfilling prophecy that you use to justify your last mediocre purchase. This leads to either a night of regret, legend status, or just some munchies.
Homie 1: Yo I fucked Monica last night.
Homie 2: Dude! How???
Homie 1: I had some serious-ass chronic courage after I got that white widow made her hotline bling around 11pm. She was down to fuck.
Homie 2: #legend
See: balls of steel chronic marijuana
A life consuming illness that causes an individual to type a text but not send it.
I wasn’t ignoring your text: I just have chronic vartanosis
Chronic Case of a nigga in need of head is very contagious
When making out with a man who has scruff or a beard and it results in a burn on your chin.
“Kristen I can tell you made out with someone last night because of your chronic beard burn”
An ultra-high grade of marijuana that is usually purple with red hairs.
Yo pass me some of dat chronic kush.
A catch-all phrase for those of us in chronic pain.
Girl: "I like the term "chronic painsies" that Loolwa Khazzoom coined."
Boy: "It's better than "chronic painsters" or "chronic pain peeps" by far."
When a percussionist is tapping non stop 24 forkin 7 and it never stops and it sounds like the rains of hell
Hey you are such a chronic tapper stop forkin tapping.