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Close Parker

1 - Someone that parks as close to the store as possible.

2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.

1- Steve- Why are you such a close parker? It's no big deal to walk a little.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.

2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.

by chestercheetah77 February 7, 2010


Joe close

Joe close is a man that is alway late because he's dopey. His favourite saying is "dis guy" and gets annoyed with Sam for saying "bare mandem".

Leave a friend after a day out with out saying. And hasn't had a hair cut is 14 months he must be a Joe Close

by Dis.guy_ October 25, 2016


closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

" I can't eat fruit because fruit scares me!"
"This ain't it I'm closing the cheese"

by cheesyqueen January 25, 2019


closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

That's it I'm closing the cheese!

by Guuurl January 27, 2019


Close

The first word you say after falling off a tall hospital

“Close. Your eyes you’ll be here soon

by August 27, 2022


Close

Not yet/ to unopen

P1: you are getting CLOSE to my brownies
P2: Sheeeeeesh ur mom no u dogwater stupid kid

P1: close ur mouth

by LiamProductions May 13, 2021


close

the first word of the song “My time” by bo en. The word the OMORI fandom loves.

person A, probably anyone: hey, have you seen the news? some kid jumped from a hospital roof because he couldn’t afford the bill :(
person 2, an omori player: close

by basiliu. December 18, 2023