1 - Someone that parks as close to the store as possible.
2 - Someone that parks too close to the car next to them.
1- Steve- Why are you such a close parker? It's no big deal to walk a little.
Jamie - Because it's too cold outside.
2- That close parker better not have dinged my door.
Joe close is a man that is alway late because he's dopey. His favourite saying is "dis guy" and gets annoyed with Sam for saying "bare mandem".
Leave a friend after a day out with out saying. And hasn't had a hair cut is 14 months he must be a Joe Close
When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop
" I can't eat fruit because fruit scares me!"
"This ain't it I'm closing the cheese"
When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop
That's it I'm closing the cheese!
The first word you say after falling off a tall hospital
Not yet/ to unopen
P1: you are getting CLOSE to my brownies
P2: Sheeeeeesh ur mom no u dogwater stupid kid
P1: close ur mouth
the first word of the song “My time” by bo en. The word the OMORI fandom loves.
person A, probably anyone: hey, have you seen the news? some kid jumped from a hospital roof because he couldn’t afford the bill :(
person 2, an omori player: close