The testicles of a particularly detestable or pathetic male.
His girlfriend punched him hard in his clown jewels after he called her a hoe in front of Grandma.
The skateboarder was doubly embarrassed and hurt when his board hit the curb and slammed him in his clown jewels.
11๐ 1๐
an act of excessive stupidity or ineptitude, eliciting disgust or derision from it's viewers.
The Detroit Lions offense is an absolute, fucking, clown act.
10๐ 1๐
A person who trys to be amusing or entertaining in an over the top way and believes they have pulled it off, but in reality they have failed.
The comedian last night made his jokes so over the top, that instead of being amusing he was a water clown.
14๐ 2๐
1.pounding your peter until it pukes
2.pulling your pud
3.spanking the monkey
4.slapping your shit
5.manipulateing your genitals
Jason got caught Punching The Clown by his mom.
105๐ 31๐
A Tim Hortons employee who is heavily concealed behind vast amounts of makeup, gothic eyeliner and porn starlet red lipstick creating the appearance of a clown behind the counter.
Also known as a "CC"
Man check out CC tonight yo......that Circus Clown could juggle balls off that ass son. Shes got that hair of hers all balled up like a bozo the clown wig under that hair net.
34๐ 8๐
noun: a vagina that has had numerous children birthed from it.
She has had 5 kids in 7 years. She has to be sportin' a clown car between her legs.
265๐ 89๐
The ability to attract complete idiot duechebags. A male or female who is generally a good person but for whatever reason attracts the worst people who turn out to be complete clowns, idiots, duechebags, or similar. Happens in business as well - a decent salesperson often attracts clowns as customers.
Poor Sally has another customer treating her like crap. She is such a clown magnet.