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coffee enema

Getting a case of the major shits after drinking mass amounts of coffee.

Dude, if you keep drinkin like that you're gonna give yourself a coffee enema

by coffeeboy May 16, 2005


coffee face

That ugly ass face people have in the morning before they drink their coffee.

Concerned husband: Honey you look awful. Are you coming down with something?

Wife: No, it's just my coffee face. Brew some shit.

by 2014_chiguy May 13, 2013


coffee in the morning

coffee in the morning means you just had a sex hook-up the night before and the person you banged stayed the night

Daniel, "Hey you wanna come over tonight and chill?"
Ilana, "Only if coffee in the morning comes with it."

*Ilana wants to have sex with Daniel and stay the night*

by happyefi February 14, 2016


Coffee Bitch

Chick who is always seen with a coffee in their hands. Usually pretty hot yet is very bitchy and self entitled.

Friend A: Damn, that chick with the coffee is pretty hot.
Friend B: Don't bother, shes a coffee bitch, not worth it.

by cmcleod July 07, 2011


Meat Coffee

Noun: a very suggestive yet SFW way of implying morning sex in conversation.

"Jenny seems like she's in a chipper mood today. Must have been that strong black cup of meat coffee she was talking about when she came in."

by Chocolat_Thunda April 22, 2021


Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 04, 2016


Dr. Coffee

A Step above Mr. Coffee but below Coffee King. Generally; brews made by Dr. Coffee are of great quality or above average, (WAY BETTER THAN A Mr. Coffee)

Brian: Lets make some coffee, Jacob wheres your mr. coffee machine?
M3x1C4N: you fucking retard im leet who uses Dr. Coffee.

by M3X1C4N July 27, 2008