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Black Collar

Black Collar is co-equivalent with white collar given the heat generating properties of the color black when worn, meaning that Black Collar signifies an indoor labor class. Not to mention since the word 'collar' signals the near rhyme 'color' , Black Collar signifies the end of merely white-supremacist 'collar' or 'color' dualities, such as white collar and blue collar.

Black Collar workers are often breaking from the norm by wearing more colorful and artistic clothing to the workplace. It is thought that Black Collar is post-metaphorical in nuance, and signifies something apart from the word 'black' traditionally used to describe racial identity.

Grateful to be Black Collar this summer...

by CoaltownBrown January 03, 2023


Blue-Collar Princess

Refers to woman who comes from a working-class family background but who has a refined, sophisticated, or even glamorous appearance and demeanor associated with higher social or economic classes.

Misty is such a blue-collar princess: she lives in a factory town but gets fancy manicures and wears tons of gold jewelry.

by Coach G May 12, 2023


Ralph-collar

A 'ralphie-collar' (or 'Ralphie-collar') is a collar on a shirt that is crooked, uneven, or otherwise disheveled.

A man walks by with an uneven collar

James: That guy's collar is incredibly uneven.

Lydia: Yeah, It's a total ralph-collar.

by rhralphcollar September 14, 2009


Blue Collar Conference

What is sometimes said to describe one of the most physical conferences of Division I athletics, also known as the A10.

Those athletes don’t know what is coming for them this year. The Saint Louis University boys are ready to dominate the Blue Collar Conference.

by Theathlete May 01, 2021


Upturned Collar

A fashion choice of rugby fans, usually associated with polo shirts, who spend most of there time in the toilet and very little time fixing there nose. The correct dress sense is also accompanied by the correct laddish body language such as; Mouth grabbing, arms behind head, or squeezing there faces!

Look at that guy with an upturned collar, what a dickhead

by NotSoSmartPerson May 15, 2018


B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars

Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.

Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”

by summertime36 September 06, 2021


Blue Collar Circumcision

When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.

My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.

by Crodstick June 13, 2025