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The sleep you have after getting ripped.
“Welcome back, where the hell have you been these past 2 days?”
“Just got out of a cannabis coma.”
Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.
Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.
When you take a fat rip of hash and then shortly after unintentionally fall asleep ..
Man I took a fat rip after work and went into a gnarly “Hash Coma”
State of mind after waking up from an unbelievably sick party.
I woke up from a Lamar Odom Coma and said "Hi" to a Kardashian.
When you eat so much peanut butter, concepts of words become weird with other people and the word itis becomes confused with tits
Guy: "Man, I ate too much peanut buttter...I think its putting me into an itis coma."
Girl: "I read that ass tits."
Guy: "Tits Coma?"
A dead body.
"Hey mommy, what's that man doing on the sidewalk?"
"(Who tf left that coma corpse over there?!)"
"Erm, nothing honey. Let's keep walking."
That extremely incredible feeling you get in your belly after spending more than 45 minutes in KFC endulging in a family sized bucket by yourself or with your chicken buddy.
Usually the whole shating, boned, boneless, 4 fries each and 2 large gravys.
Sam: "fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk dat damn colnel done got me good again."
Brooke: "ererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh god damn pink bitch this is the worst colonel coma EVERRRR."
Sam: "it was so worth it. "