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Chanelle: wow! samuel craig sullivan is so leng i would totally shag him!
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A female that posts on Craiglist's "Casual Encounters" with faceless attractive pictures, but when contacted via email, sends pictures of very large BBW that needs to go on Jenny Craig.
I was trying to hook up on Craigslist last week but found Jenny Craig-List . She sent pictures of herself eating a bucket of fried chickent!!
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The Late Late Show host. Mostly all you need to know about him is that he has a robot sidekick with a mohawk named Josh...
An example of Craig Ferguson would be an embarassing father who thinks he has humor
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My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Boy 1:It’s Craig Tucker(South Park)!
Boy 2:Shit.
(interjection)- Awesome, Hells yeah, Nice!
-"I got tickets to the Rick Wakeman show!"
-"Craig, Oh Win!"
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When a guy gets so drunk he thinks he looks like daniel craig, and proceeds to creep the fuck out of attractive females, in an attempt to get his dick wet. Mainly applies to people who look like the opposite of daniel craig, and think they are gods gift to women, but in reality are just an abomination to the image of man.
Brian went to court on attempted rape charges, but got off on a DCS (Daniel Craig Syndrome) technicality
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I term used to describe a sighting of a fat hogg or othewise obese bitch.
Dick: Whoah, did you see that fat whore?
Tom: I sure did!
Harry: Yeah, it must've been Jenny Craig's Day Off.
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