The act of being on point, dominating, destroying, or just all around kicking ass.
Guy 1: Dude he is 30-0 right now!
Guy 2: Yeah dude he is crispy as fuck right now!
She hadn't washed her hair in so long, her scalp was filled with crispies
hey did you see hair by chrissy?
oh you mean hair by crispy?
The act of being angry or bitter about something for a prolonged period of time, in contrast to the word "salty" which carries a comparable meaning but is acute and momentary.
Social workers and nursing staff are notoriously crispy at all times with malingering patience.
After Mariah Carey's most recent turn down, Eminem is still as crispy as ever.
After working 12 hour shifts for 13 days straight, John was crispier than a slice of bacon left on the stove top too long.
Someone who looks burnt to a crisp due to being homeless, on the street, addicted, or both; the worse for wear. Rode hard and hung up wet; tore up from the floor up.
That crackhead sitting in MacDonalds sure looks crispy.
After sleeping in the park for nights on end, she was looking pretty crispy.
When you hear it you just know what it means. It is universal— it is everywhere, all the time. It is all around us and the breath that fills the lungs of language.
“The weather is really crispy rn.”
“I hate you you’re being so crispy!”
“I love you you’re so crispy!”