(adj.) on point, looking good
"Tinu's dressing sense just way too crispy, bro, I don't even canola oil"
The act of being on point, dominating, destroying, or just all around kicking ass.
Guy 1: Dude he is 30-0 right now!
Guy 2: Yeah dude he is crispy as fuck right now!
She hadn't washed her hair in so long, her scalp was filled with crispies
hey did you see hair by chrissy?
oh you mean hair by crispy?
The act of being angry or bitter about something for a prolonged period of time, in contrast to the word "salty" which carries a comparable meaning but is acute and momentary.
Social workers and nursing staff are notoriously crispy at all times with malingering patience.
After Mariah Carey's most recent turn down, Eminem is still as crispy as ever.
After working 12 hour shifts for 13 days straight, John was crispier than a slice of bacon left on the stove top too long.