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Victoriesque Designs

The BEST affordable luxury jewellery brand there is! Well known for quality and long lasting designs. Created by Caribbean women for Caribbean Women and the Diaspora alike.

My friend gifted me a beautiful necklace from Victoriesque Designs and I cried tears of joy!

by Xoxovixen November 24, 2021


design management

Bullshit study made to exploit naïve, hipster retards.

I'm a design management student.

by DMI Student February 18, 2014


designer drunk

When you mix different types of alcohol to get a certain type of drunk.

Carl: Damn, Lois just took a shot of everclear and chased it with a beer.

Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.

by Jlit44 August 2, 2015


designer poverty

'designer poverty' is a man that makes poor financial decisions by wearing branded clothes, chains & watches but living on his Mums' floor dodging bailiffs.

Mandem - "Rah, check that yout out mans got more diamonds around his neck than Rwanda"
Mandem 2 - "Nah bro, mans in designer poverty. My man told me he can't afford the monthly payments on his car."

by Theo Mulenga April 3, 2020


design sprint

When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room

all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.

Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.

by jjshabadoo November 7, 2017


Utility Web Designer

A web designer who is an expert in many areas of design, coding and online marketing.

WOW, he can design, code and market our website, he's a utility web designer!

by Etomco July 15, 2010


post war italy design

salesman's term used when selling a house that needs a lot of work in a rapidly gentrifying neighborhood.

We'd like to buy in a neighborhood that has some post war Italy design houses are available.

by Beech Bum. April 8, 2016