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A sexual position. The receiver is on their back, near the edge of the bed. The top is standing beside the bed, similar to the classic position. However, the top holds the receiver's ankles together with one hand, looking like they are changing their diaper, allowing their other hand to be free able to go wherever.
"After doing it doggie style for a while, I was giving it to her diaper style, and she was loving it"
it's a thing where you stack diapers to look like a cake
I looked up "diaper cake" and am disappointed that it's a thing where you stack diapers to look like a cake and not a cake that looks like a diaper
wives taken in the 21st century for no reason other than sex. this is in a no way a sarcastic reference to Melania Trump, or other wives that are bought and paid for. in the even you realize my disclaimer itself is total sarcasm. please buy a new wife, because yours needs to be changed. you naughty bastard.
trumps Cock Diaper is so full that holding hands is off the menu! or, "dude my balls are so blue i need to go pick up a Cock Diaper"
When your pureed diet causes you to violently shit your adult diaper.
Damn it smells like Johns wearing a Molested diaper.
When your coworker’s baby thunders warm, gooey shit in the middle of your staff meeting.
Dear god did your baby just make a diaper slug?!