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Why are you looking up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary
A website where you go to look for commonly-used slang and end up getting the definition of a sex position.
*Looks up H*
Urban Dictionary: So basically the REDACTED and then REDACTED making the letter H, and can REDACTED
Me: Okay, what the fuck.
The Dictionary people goe to when they know the meaning of a word but justs wants to see how this website can fuck it up.
Billy:Hey John do you know what a pineapple is?
John:Yeah but lets go to urban dictionary and see how fucked up it is and act like we just learned what it meant!
Billy:Great Idea!
Both:Looks up Pineapple*
Urban Dictionary:How do you not know what a pineapple is you stupid fucks?
Both:WOW
Dear Urban Dictionary:
Please stop deleting all my definitions without e-mailing me, you fucking bitch.
Thanks.
- Urban Dictionary sucks me off every now and then for $10.
- Really? Wow, I didn't know it was such a cheap slut!
One of the most amazing and terrifying places to visit on the interwebs
It not only defines almost any word you can think of, but it does it by real people and in the most amusing (and terrifying) of ways.
Person 1: I went on Urban Dictionary today to look up a word
Person 2: Yeah and?
Person 1: It was scary... and I got sidetracked... and it was fun... but I never actually got the definition I was looking for
Where sex is related to the word you looked up at least 95% of the time.
Jon: I bet you can't find a word on Urban Dictionary that isn't related to sex!
Spencer: You win.
A dictionary where teachers go up and search for slang and end up searching for something about sex.
Teacher: What does "herbal essence" mean, Brian?
Brian: I don't know, go and search Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: "goes and searches Urban Dictionary"
Teacher. Oh.