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a form of fighting in the medieval times where dildos are used for fighting. There are 3 rounds of fighting who ever loses gets kidnapped and sent to the sex dungeon to suffer. If you successfully win, you get to fuck the sexy thot teacher from highschool and get crowned as "Dildo-Master Sensei Cummist". And they get to praise you!!! And have sex with every girl something called "giving them the blessing".
Dildo-Karate is amazing
A dildo with a suction cup on the end that you can basically use to fuck anything or anyone
Girl 1: Oh my god i fucked a door last night with my sticky dildo it was sooo good
Girl 2: Oh my god me too but it was my fridge
The medical term for the removal of a porcupine from a woman's vagina.
She is going to need reconstructive surgery once we remove this porcupine dildo.
This is something you call a person when they are sweating profusely and are a dick at the same time
Oi bro, look over there isn’t that Graham?
The bro: Yes it is he is a sweaty dildo
Eww a sweaty dildo what a dick he must be
A mythical Fairy that delivers dildos to deserving woman and men
Woke up and that bitch had a dildo under her Pillow. Bitch was visited by the dildo fairy
if you have a bf and you want to leave him but you really like his penis, cut his penis off and glue it to some stress balls.
woman 1: hey, how is sex with your boyfriend?
woman 2: oh I dumped him, but this homemade dildo is great!