skinny dipping

for crying out loud, it's just swimming naked, IT'S NOT KINKY

Don't go skinny dipping, my parents are watching.

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Bootitty Dip

A combination of booty dip and titty dip. A girl with a nice booty and an equally nice set of titties.

(At the pool)

Garrett - "Damn Adem do you see that girl with that fat ass and nice set of titties?"
Adem - "Yea, that bootitty dip must be an alien, because her ass and titties are out of this world."

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Denver Dip

A medical home remedy for itchy testicles. A hole is dug in the snow large enough for the scrotum to comfortably fit in. A woman then urinates in the hole for the testicles to be dipped in for temporary relief. Relief is provided by a combination of the numbing cold of the snow and warmth of the urine. The woman should perform oral sex on the patient for at least 5 minutes while the scrotum soaks in the urine as to take the patient's mind off the cold numbing from the snow on his ass.

Damn, we're snowed in and my ball satchel is itching bad! Rebecca, could you give me Denver Dip until we can get to the store for some cream.

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Mickey Dip

The art of inserting one's penis into the beverage of a friend or acquaintance if they leave a room and their drink unattended at any stage. Usually perpetrated for comedic purposes.

John: Thomas just went to the bathroom there and the idiot left his pint behind. Mickey Dip?

Peter: Of course, in for a penny in for a pound, that arsehole deserves a knob in his drink.

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double-dipped

double-dip
verb
past tense: double-dipped
When the male participant in intercourse between a heterosexual couple inserts his penis into the vagina, then anus, then back into the vagina again. Advisory: can cause urinary tract infections for both partners.

Joe: aw man, shouldn't have double-dipped with my girl...
Steve: why?
Joe: both Suzie and I now have urinary tract infections

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bean dip

a funny word known as to scooping one or anothers boob.

i tried to bean dip marlie but there was nothing to dip...

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oh dip

An exclamatory phrase, usually expressing disbelief at a third party's offensive behavior, or when the speaker is in an uneasy situation; variant of "Oh, snap!".

-"That guy just cut me off!"
-"Oh, dip!"

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