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Double-Wiper

One who, when cleaning themselves with toilet paper after defecating, wipes and then proceeds to fold the toilet paper and wipe again with the already used paper. In effect, they are putting the feces back where it came from. Ostensibly this is to conserve more toilet paper, but laziness and a lack of proper hygiene also play a definitive roll. Researchers have found that, contrary to common sense and ideas of cleanliness, the majority of Americans are indeed Double-Wipers, especially among the younger generations. Observations also seem to prove that sex is not an important variable in regards to Double-Wiping.

Robina, disgustingly, and like most other people, is a Double-Wiper. Why does she even bother wiping at all if she's going to reuse her dirty toilet paper?

by Evan Gieselman September 18, 2008

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Double Dash

When you are in some form of a relationship with a girl, & you hook up with her best friend, and you do the dash on both of them (leave). Double Dash.

JP did the double dash o his girlfriend Natalie and her best friend Kayleen.

by aawigwig August 13, 2018

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double track

1) Recording two vocal tracks for the same line in a song, making the line sound stronger. Not to be confused with harmonizing. Double tracking is one person recording two tracks to be played together. Harmonizing is two different people each recording the same track to be played together.

2) Putting two songs on the same track on an album. Most popular in the 70s to make an album have only 8 tracks (to fit on an 8-track), but have more than 8 songs.

1) John Lennon loved double tracking.

2) Some of the best examples of double tracking are Foreplay/Long Time on "Boston" and Jack the Stripper/Fairies Wear Boots on Paranoid.

by Flannel Flyer May 3, 2005

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double homicide

when someone makes a comment about 2 things that are wrong with you, or there are 2 negative things about someone that you wish to make a joke out of.

damn, her personality is shitty AND she's ugly? that's a double homicide bro.

by takiwi March 28, 2022

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Double Entendre

A word or phrase that has a double meaning, with one of the meanings usually naughty or rude.

Double- meaning two
Entendre- the French word meaning 'to hear,' NOT 'intent.'

Double Entendre- 'double hearing,' or basically when you hear two meanings

Hannibal Lecter: I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.

(A double entendre because Hannibal is actually having- as in eating- a friend for dinner, instead of just having a friend over to eat dinner together)

by doublerhearing November 27, 2009

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sportsman double

Old english for a mother and daughter threesome.

"so I hooked up with these two gals last night, 21 and the other had to be atleast 40!"

"Dude! You just pulled a Sportsman Double!"

by a-jizzy October 2, 2007

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double ender

A large dildo, having identical features on either end. Sometimes used as a melee weapon to bludgeon one's enemies.

Corey Feldman: Dude, I heard somebody got knocked out at your party last night

Patrick Duffy: Yeah, some yinzer was giving me a hard time, so I socked him with that double ender I keep in my trunk.

by Raliegh T. Sakers December 18, 2007

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