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"I went to Jessica's house last night and she asked me if I wanted to go to the drive-thru."
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When driving, the act of raising the index and pinkie fingers to give the metal horns while holding the top of the steering wheel with the rest of your hand.
I was driving along the other day, and I was rockin' some Mercyful Fate and started driving metal \m/\m/.
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The art of writing a story that, under certain circumstances, can lead to the subject losing their credibility, their reputation, or their job. Then the writer of the story sitting back and laughing. Source: Rush Limbaugh.
The New York Times demonstrated a Drive-by Journalism tactic by printing a story about a presidential candidate's "alleged" affair more than a decade ago.
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Instead of saying “get ontop” or “can i ride You” during sex refer to it as “driving the boat. Getting ontop of his big dick like it’s the size of a boat
Hey babe let me drive the boat! ;)
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When you have a limp dick, but still trying to fuck. So you shove it in anyway while driving down the highway.
This chick was so ready to go but I was going 60 down the highway, so I had to floppy drive that bish!
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Process by which sales leeches find ways to suck every last drop of money out of markets by developing and marketing various new ideas, depending on their field.
Fred had a hard time driving revenue this period because he was so occupied with sucking the marketing VP's nutsack.
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