ghost driver

An asian person or any other very short person driving a car, so that when you are behind the car it looks like its driving itself.

Holy Shit dude! That ghost driver almost ran me over!

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Truck Driver

A Heart breaker, male or female. "Truck Driver" referring to the act of metaphorically running over someone's heart with a truck. Taken from the film "Van Wilder" staring Ryan Reynolds.

You must be Gwen; the Truck Driver.

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daily driver

A bong that is mainly intended for everyday use.

Guy 1: "you wake and bake every morning, bro?"
Guy 2: "she's my daily driver, gets me to where I need to be"

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Taxi driver

True enemy of a cyclist. Synonyms include: faggot, dipshit, dickface, numbnut, fag.

The dumbest of all people (on the roads).

I got into a tiff with a taxi driver, Jack.

Don't bother, John. We know they're all fags.

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Sunday driver

When one stick his fist in a womans asshole but leaves the tumb out

Oh yea baby you gonna get this Sunday driver in your ass

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train driver

Term for a lesbian. If you repeat (at least three times) the words "lickedy split" in a rhythm that a train carriage makes whilst travelling at speed. Definately an aural definition.

She's a bit of a train driver.

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Defensive Driver

Noun: Someone who can claim to be a "good driver" when they are really just a stuck-up pussy who thinks its wrong to go 10 over the limit.

Bill: You are too much of a pussy to overtake someone on highway, you are a shitty driver

Travis: I'm not a shitty driver I'm a defensive driver. Look it up sometime.

Bill: Wow, shut the fuck travis, just shut the fuck up right now!

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