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The shit you have to take the day after drinking a lot, where no amount of toilet paper will ever be enough.
"Dude, why are you walking funny?"
"I just took a drunk shit... Can I use your shower?"
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The art of being so gay and/or loving cock so much that it intoxicates oneself.
Person1: Wow that Byrd sure loves cock.
Person2: Yeah, must be drunk on cock.
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Someone who easily gets drunk. They could have 3 shots of a 40% strength alcohol and they're gone. The person is cheap because they don't have to spend as much money on alcohol to get drunk.
See that midget over there. I bet he's a cheap drunk
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To be extremely intoxicated.
"Man, she was drunk as a skunk Saturday night."
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drunk way beyond your bodies ability
damn did you see that guy still standing he must have taking 20 shots. Now thats LEE DRUNK
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A drunk slut is a woman who enjoys drinking too much and then gets horny and will let any man or group of men fuck her all night. She likes to dress sexy in short skirts and tiny tops that show off her tits. It doesnt matter if she is married, she will let anyone take her home or into an empty room to do anything he wants.
Kathy is a 54 year old Drunk Slut. She loves to go to to bars or parties dressed like a whore and as soon she she gets buzzed she feels her pussy get wet. Last Saturday she went to a bar wearing a tiny mini dress that showed off her 36c tits and her sexy married ass. After a few drinks she danced with a young college boy. She started grinding her body against him and he grabbed her ass as they danced.
Kathy could feel her dress pulled up over her thighs and knew everyone could see her exposed ass.
The boy led her to the bathroom and she let him fuck her against the wall. He filled her shaved pussy with cum and then had his friends fuck her like a slut. She went home with 5 loads of jizz dripping from her pussy and ass.
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Drunk to the point of immobility achieved through the mass consumption of 40 ounce malt beverages. Nigger drunk individuals often engage in sex for money in order to sustain their habit. Being nigger drunk frequently ends in one of three conclusion jail, a stabbing, or sleeping under a bridge.
Tom is nigger drunk again and just sucked dick for crack.
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