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When your little sister looks at you with a weird wild look in her eyes!!
So why are you looking so bushy eyed?
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when a guy kicks some broad in the shin then jizzes in her eye. After this event, the bitch will proceed to hop around on one leg with one eye closed and continuously scream arrrrr.
This sexual "game" originates in Medieval England.
My boiiieee morgan one-eye-pirated some bitch he met at the mall.
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A stumpy/long and usually fat or skinny pink, brown or yellow sausage shaped snake that throws up when excited, usually after stroking it. The 'one-eye' is actually its mouth from where it spunks out spunk like a monkey spunky kiss it in the funky area.
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-Noun-
1) An act in which a heterosexual couple performs anal sex. Afterward, the male wipes his feces-covered penis over the eyes of his partner. Hence, the term "brown eyed."
2) A girl who has recently experienced the "Brown eyed girl."
-My boyfriend gave me the brown eyed girl, so I couldn't see while crossing the street.
-I gave her the brown eyed girl, because I couldn't find any toilet paper.
-Some people call the brown eyed girl an art medium, but experts argue that it is merely a method of genital hygiene.
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Means a person whose so ugly and so assinine that the person who they are talking to imagines that their eye's would just pop out off their head and walk off.
Commonly only used as an insult.
"Look at that bug eyed bitch!"
"In all honesty, i don't give a shit
what you're saying, because simply,
your a bug eyed bitch."
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The one eyed turtle is when a woman uses the head of her partners penis and masturbates with it, the way a woman might use a dildo. Can be used as forplay or preformed until orgasim is achieved.
Your wife or girlfriend will cum again and again if you give her the one eyed turtle
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