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To hit on someone, usually when drunk and it's painfully obvious.
Can you believe Kyle was about to throw an elbow at that chick? He couldn't even stand up straight.
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To use one elbow in self defense in order to thwart an unwanted sexual advance.
Kyle was all over me and wouldn't take no for an answer so I had to give him the "date rape elbow" in his face.
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A rare condition similar to tennis elbow that disallows you from doing normal fitness test activities such as push ups, pull ups, and the flexed arm hang. This condition often goes undiagnosed for years and cannot be cured. It is often noticed in high school age girls. Symptoms include attempting to do push ups but not being able to bend the arms fully no matter how hard one tries, usually resulting in an entire collapse of the body to the floor and a grand total of zero push ups for gym class tests. This condition lasts a lifetime, and although many gym teachers may dub it an "excuse" for being lazy, it is a serious genetic disorder. People with push up elbow often lack upper body strength due to the disorder, however, there is a pattern of an above average ability to do sit ups in these patients.
"I'm sorry I cannot participate in the iron man fitness test, I have push up elbow"
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When your taking a shower with someone who is hogging the water, which forces you to use the little bit of water that is streaming of there elbow
Person 1: Dude whats that smell?
Person 2: Thats me sorry i only got a elbow water shower today
Person 1: Dude you need to take showers on your own if she cant share the water
Person 2: yeah well what are you gonna do?
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a condition in which the skin on a person's elbows appear much darker than the rest of their arms, thus looking dirty
Person 1: Hey dude, what's all over your elbows? were you crawling through some dirt?
Person 2: No man, I just have dirty elbow syndrome, they just look dirty
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An icky, puss-like residue on one's elbow secreted by bad karma.
Damn, bitch. You need to go to the bathroom and clean off that elbow grease.
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A person's elbows that are noticeably fat, round or uneven. They have Irish Elbows.
Dayum, Bob has some real Irish Elbows.
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