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The subconscious workings of the various energies in the universe which cause ironic things to happen.
That Irony Engine screwed me over again...
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1. n., the method used do the exact opposite of extreme programming. To jizz on a project so bad it reaks of fish. Basically, the process of completely queefing a website or tfsengineering.
2. n., The type of engineering Indians use. Lack of communication, talent, and usable code. Horrible website design and code engineering (origin www.tfsengineering.com). See tfsengineering and ungodly stench.
1. Alright guys, we've been paid to set this guy up with a site... let's screw him over and use the TFS Engineering method.
2. Haha, I, the one and only Tim Foley, tfsengineered that guy's site and charged him a buttload of money! I am the master of TFS Engineering. I'm such a fuckhole.
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A game that works half the time, and only an eighth of that time you're having something that resembles fun
Dude why the fuck did space engineers break my mods again, God damnit.
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1. The use of communication skills and quick wits in order to turn a scenario into a favorable situation
2. A practice used by crackers and black hats in order to gain sensitive information needed in order to compromise security by using techniques such as eavesdropping on conversations or posing as tech support
1. You are at a fancy restaurant and have just finished eating. The waiter comes to take your plate, but as he picks it up, you use slight of hand and manuevering to make it appear as if the waiter has dropped the plate (and the food residue on it) all over your shirt. You complain angrily, call for the manager, et al. The manager winds up giving you the meal for free.
2. You, as a black hat, walk up to a smoke break outside of a company who you want to steal credit card numbers for. Employees are whining about their randomized passwords. You memorize one of them, and then go off with that information in order to gain access into the company firewall.
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1. A major that many college students choose because it sounds cool and because they think they'll be making 100k a year after graduation. Most of them change their minds after failing Gen. Chem I and/or Calc I in the first semester. Those who do graduate realize their mistake when they realize that no matter how talented they are they'll have to start at the bottom for some company making 40k a year and work their way up just like any other hard working person.
2. A major that emphasizes way too much math and physics that will rarely be applied to a real world situation and not enough foreign language study, which would actually be useful.
3. aka Sausage fest.
Freshman Engineer 1: "I'm a mechanical engineering major. I heard they make like 100k to start
Other major Student 2: "Some of them do make good money, but engineering is a alot of work. Are you good at math?"
Freshman 1: "LOL no, I hate math. I'm a mechanical engineering major btw. Wha's your major?"
Other major student 2: Biochemistry.
Freshman 1: "Lame. You should do biomedical engineering. You'll make more money. The world needs more engineers you know."
Student 2: "True the world does need more engineers. Can you speak any foreign languages?"
Freshman 1: "LOL no I'm a mechanical engineering major. Not a lame communication major. Everyone should just learn English if they want to communicate with us."
Student 2: I'm sure you'll get far with that attitude.
Freshman 1: Woah bro, calm down. We got off on the wrong foot. Come to my party tonight and i'll make it up to you. It's an Engineering major only party, but i'll make an exception for you.
Student 2: No thanks, I hate sausage fests.
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Designing and creating programs (or software) to accomplish tasks for public use.
I majored in software engineering so I could help fix the AOL problems... oh wait, that's impossible, &*$%
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noun.
boobs that move vigorously when jumping or fighting.
originated in soul calibur 2, from the fighter, taki, because the makers of the game obviously imlemented a physics engine to accomodate for her boobs swaying to and fro.
look at the physics engine on that girl!
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