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One who holds a dick with his face
Carmen is a facial dick holder
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n.
1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious
2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist
3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
ex. 1 My beard used to make me look boring until I started visiting a surrealist facial hair stylist.
ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.
ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.
the shitty pathetic facial hair which candidates such as Lil Pump, and many others grow out thru their adolescent years
Guy no1: "Bro why dat dude grow it proud?"
Guy no2:"neither do I schwubbldy wubbldy Schub so how would I know?"
also Guy no2: "dude that's soundcloud rapper facial hair 101"
When ones face is covered with scars that look like divits in their skin from a bad affliction of acne.
Dude, you know Tom, he has the 12 guage facial.
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When you shit or piss hot excretements onto your partners face.
She cried bloody murder when I gave her a hot facial.
Not a sex move. Army slang for shooting someone in the head. Do not repeat when near someone of Arabic origin as origins are racist and terrorism related.
Alpha took fire on entry, breach team gave insurgent an Arabian Facial.
The term 'creamy facial' is used when a girl or boy has preformed an orally sexual act on another male and the cum covers their face in there salty, sticky, gooeyness.
girl to best friend : OMG I was giving Jarrod head
best friend to girl : bitch did you get that creamy facial
girl to best friend : you know ittttt!