A cocktail invented in western Canada. It consists of all the beverages, alcoholic and non alcoholic, that were consumed at a party that are then mixed into a very large cup (the original is consumed out of a giant ceramic red solo cup). The fun part about this is its different for every party you go to
"I'm already wasted, this falcon punch is gonna do me in for the night."
the sexual act of shoving one fist up a girls vagina and the other in her asshole simultaneously while yelling "FALCON PUNNCHH!"
Anna- Omg Steven used the Falcon Punch on me last night
Emily- Ohhh how was it??
Anna- It ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but I squirted all over the walls!
To punch someone in the vagina
Dude you are pissing me off, I'm gonna falcon punch you.
When you are fucking a girl and she is just getting comfortable; you pull out and brutally fist her anus making sure to twist your knuckles and use proper striking form.
Guy 1: Dude I "Falcon Punched "my sister yesterday.
Guy 2: 你他媽的是怎麼了? Me too!
Guy 1: Nani!
The act of inserting the thumb into a womans anus whilst hitting her doggy style. Once the thumb is inserted the falcon claw becomes complete by trying to clench the hand , squeezing ass cheek with your fingers that are not inserted and the thumb inserted trying to meet with clenching fingers. This way they cannot run away.
"Yeah bro , i was hitting it from behind stuck the thumb in and falcon clawed. She wasn't getting away from me"
The act of inserting two fingers into a woman’s vagina and a thumb in her anus, then attempting to pinch them together.
“I tried the Falcon Claw on my girlfriend. She moaned.”
“Dude, marry her.”
a blue falcon covered in blood
i just saw a blood falcon flying over us