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An overrated tv show comprised entirely of flashback scenes. Transition phrases are used to accompany the flashback such as: "remember that one time...", "like that one time...", "this reminds me of that one time...", "remember that one time you..."
This reminds me of that one time i became retarded watching family guy.
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Family with Benefits is pretty much like incest, where two family members who have a sexual relationship and has sexual intercourse without being emotionally involved.
Micah - Did you know that Eric encountered a family with benefits with his mom? Everyone is talking about it at school!
Jai - Really? That's pretty gross
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Family by adoption. These people manage to be your "family" and "related" without sharing your dna.
My Adoptive Family is my REAL family. Im not going back to my stupid bio-parents.
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A pathetic ripoff of The Simpsons. See also American Dad!
Up next, The Simpsons. Then another Simpsons.. I mean, Family Guy.
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In the occasion or anything that is better than work or something that you already had planned, and now you find yourself in the position of not wanting to go anymore because you have way better plans and better things to do, and you dont want to seem like a flake! You go ahead and use i had a FAMILY EMERGENCY.
Employee " I have a family emergency that i need to attend to in Arizona, my neice got locked up and she has now one to bail her out on friday so i need to go pick her up"
Manager " Thats fine you can go ahead and take the day off"
Employe (thinks to himself) im gonna see so many titts in havasu this spring break!
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A member of a middle class or upper class family whom unlike other family members, could not get it together, and ended up a drug addict, a chronic alcoholic or incarcerated. It can also be used to describe a family member who is constantly unemployed and borrowing money with no intentions of returning it. There seems to be one of these in every family, no matter how perfect or well off the family makes themselves out to be. Note, that this definition does not cover family members who suffered addictions and did the responsible thing to overcome them, nor does it cover those who were wrongly imprisoned for something they didn't do or those who were laid off and constantly looking for work.
The family fuckup cannot be reasoned with. Their mindset is that the world is out to get them and that their lack of ambitions is somehow the fault of society. As a result, confronting the family fuckup results in them displaying aggressive, antisocial or psychotic behaviour 99% of the time.
Bob: man, I just gave my brother Joe $300 so he won't get evicted and I know he's not gonna pay me back.
Tom: yup, and he's probably gonna spend it all on booze.
Bob: yea the rest of us kids went to college and made something of ourselves, but not Joe. He's the family fuckup.
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The show Fox apparently revived by accident instead of Futurama, which is only 500 times better and not gay.
You know what's funnier than Family Guy?
What?
Everything.
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