Nan Fight

Your Nan goes to bingo every Friday with the girls and every week she wins. The other Nan's are fed up with it and decide to take it into there own hands. Your Nan obviously wins because she hits the gym up on a daily basis.

"Did you see your nan fight last night?" asked Adam
"Yeah she curb stomped the fuck out of Agnes" said George

jellyfish fight

When two autismos fight with nothing but their swinging limp, weak arms. The rules to a jellyfish fight are as follows

1. you may not use any muscles other than your torso and hip muscles to fling your arms around
2. first person to bitch out loses

Zak I challenge ur mentally slow ass to a jellyfish fight!

Dick Fight

When a mans penis is erect and they use it to fight another man. They can use their penis too.

Yeah man we had a dick fight last night.

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couple fight

how am i supposed to know?

that is a couple fight

Fag Fights

When two gay men or women fight in a paid fight with a betting audience. Normally in Louisiana.

Ay bruh you takin lil Daniel over to see the fag fights? I'm puttin 20 spot on it. Gang gang

Jerusalem Fight

A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other persons penis.

"Joe and Matt had a jerusalem fight yesterday, now Matt will never have kids."

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Bucket fight

When two people put on hockey gloves and helmets and just punch the shit out of each other. Typically happens in hockey dressing rooms before or after games/practices.

Jonny: wanna bucket fight?
Jimmy: sure, but I gave you a concussion last time remember?
Jonny: I already have brain damage from playing hockey, let’s fight.