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fitted cap

the right size condom

Hakim:"last nite was crazy I woke up and this ugly hoe was in my bed."
Davon:"did you fuck her?"
Hakim:"I think so my fitted cap was in the garbage with my unborn in it"
Davon:ahaha man you fucked her!

by Ahmayzeing Jackson May 19, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


fit fam

(n) Refers to a group of individuals, engaging in a series of sporting and fitness activities, without properly engaging in any sporting or fitness activities.

Engaging in "pretend" sporting activities for attention

She's part of fit fam now, she posted some gym pictures online

He joined fit fam, just for likes on instagram

by Uncle Factsworth August 14, 2015

19๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fitted Hat

The crown for douschebags. People who wear these hats usually exhibit most or all of the following traits: Thinking they are actually cool, Talking down to random strangers, Talking sarcastically to authority figures because it like the hat makes them feel 'badass', Live with 1 or less testicles, Like to pretend like they can skateboard, Think wearing this fitted hat gives them permission to talk to women like they actually have a chance, Think they are above common courtesy like taking off that hat indoors or even opening doors for women or anyone for that matter. These hats usually have no actual effect at blocking out sunlight because wearers usually tip them so far up.

*Note All Above Rules DONOT Apply If The Wearer Is Black*

"Haha dude look at that poser over there trying to skateboard, he just faceplanted and lost his fitted hat."

"Kid, back off my girlfriend and its not even sunny outside so take off the pointless hat.

by ono412 September 15, 2010

120๐Ÿ‘ 178๐Ÿ‘Ž


nic fit

That stupid saying when people need to smoke.

I am a weak bastard I must smoke I am having a nic fit.

by Randy March 15, 2005

41๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tizzy fit

A tizzy fit is when a baby freaks out, irregardless of their age. A tizzy fit could involve knocking something off of something, screaming loudly directly into someone's ear hole or anything over the top over something that really isn't a big deal at all. Oh well

Brian through a tizzy fit because Mark fingered that girl on his bed and wiped his hand underneath Brian's pillow.

by LadyMan217 December 11, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fit for battle

Pick up line used during costume parties where people are dressed in armor/ are carrying swords. also good to use in normal everyday situations. may scare a few people but the d & d kids will love it.

Fawn tapped on Tommys shoulder and asked "are you fit for battle?"

by Ally St. December 27, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nikki Fit

throwing a fit in the same manner as that of Nikki the blonde little ranting girl on big brother 6 uk version

"Big brother I'm SOOOOOOOO CoLD!"
"ahhh noooo she's having another Nikki Fit"

by Chinsung006 July 3, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž