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Means it doesn't go together well..... like a dildo and a fork.
Me and Sarah go together like a dildo and a fork.
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A loving manoveure conducted usually under the guise of friendship involvng three parties, beginning with ice cream and movies and ending often in pregnancy. This is a subtle seductive technique but a successful one.
A movie night between friends becoming an orgy, going from big spoon- little spoon- fork.
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When a person who works at a certain company, in a place where everyone works together tightly in a rather small room becomes completely paranoid with the false belief that people are hiding behind "pine trees" at her home and peeking through the windows because she feels that her life is just so very interesting and because of that, and that point only, there must be co workers of this person spying on her at her house after work just because they couldn't possibly have anything better to do!
I know he is up to something. That is what you guys must mean when you talk about hiding behind trees. I can't believe I didn't figure it out sooner! If someone makes a comment about hiding behind a pine tree, well then; there is only one possible answer to why they would do such a thing. IT IS BECAUSE THEY MUST BE SPYING ON ME AT MY AMAZING HOME! The rationale is simple! No one that I work with could even possibly have it better than me, so therefor they must have to spy on me to see my wonderful life which is cock full of joy, love, happiness, and Psychosis!!!! "Wow, that woman is "One prong short of a full fork"!
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In the top 10 most awkward things to say after sex. Along with "just like momma used to do it" and "so what contraception did you use?"
Girl: How was that for you?
Boy: Stick a fork in me, I came
Girl: I feel, so, violated.
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Being deliberately or intentionally insensitive or neglectful. Can include a non-action or underwhelmed reaction that could be interpreted as a jab to another fueled by one's own jealousy (i.e. a nonchalant "diss" towards someone else's fortune).
Example of an accusation of cold-forking: "Why did you ignore the picture I sent of my new girlfriend and I? I saw you got it."
To only take a small piece of food instead of a larger piece.
"Hey Dan, you want a slice of cake?" "Nah, let me just take a fork off."