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when a girl sticks a popsicle up her hoo-ha and then has sex with a frozen vagina.
i told her to stick a popsicle in there before i banged her. frozen graveyard!
A frozen shaft is where you carefully craft a penis and balls from packable snow and place it somewhere creative, such as, on a mailbox or fence.
Someone put a frozen shaft on the hood of my car and It didn’t fly off til I got to the highway. After a good laugh I continued to feel guilty about my white privilege.
When a male jizzes on a frozen pizza and returns it back to the freezer to refreeze it. Then he bakes for his friends.
Yo man, want some frozen pizza?
When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox
I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “
Occurs on 17th of June . First one ever was 17/5/2022. Extremely red mullet pilled event that is an ice cream crawl. The destinations are creamos, then bellend stores, then coop, then spar. Occurs in ashburton. Advised to take an iron pill before competing
Ben: oh look, it’s the 17th of June, better take some ice cream pills and be a bitch and forfeit just before finishing
Vincent: I am red mullet pilled and prepared for The frozen mile
Tabad: oh no I have no money boo hoo
made at home frozen foods that you would like to fling such as:
pizza's, waffles, or anything disc shaped that you can throw
can you throw me that frozen flinger